The Short Straw

I'm Andrew and this is my blog. I live in Brooklyn with my friends. We get into all sorts of crazy adventures and one day we obtained the ability to morph into any animal we touched. Using our ability, we battle a secret alien infiltration of Earth.
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Thu Nov 19
Eggo Shortage! Eggo F*Up! Looks like Listeria Captain! Great scott Jim! What the hell is that? AND WHY WON’T IT JUST L’EGGO MY EGGO!? KHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Eggo Shortage! Eggo F*Up!

Looks like Listeria Captain!

Great scott Jim! What the hell is that? AND WHY WON’T IT JUST L’EGGO MY EGGO!?

KHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

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Ella Fitzgerald & Louis - They Can’t Take That Away From Me

Still I’ll always keep the memory of…

Wed Nov 18
Disturbing.

Disturbing.

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Weezer - Tripping Down The Freeway

GPOYW My bro Jamie and I. Just two guys and we’re havin’ a good time.

GPOYW

My bro Jamie and I. Just two guys and we’re havin’ a good time.

From my collection of personal heroes.

From my collection of personal heroes.

such an awesome movie

such an awesome movie

call me crazy

but i think Raditude is a pretty good album.

(via hypostyle) Look at this fucking hipster. Looks like he needs a serious injection of brophetamine.

(via hypostyle)

Look at this fucking hipster.

Looks like he needs a serious injection of brophetamine.

operationfailure: mhking: siddman: I like Fox Business (via grindlebone) I have a hilarious clip of her that could get me fired haha (nothing dirty). Business is good.

operationfailure:

mhking:

siddman:

I like Fox Business (via grindlebone)

I have a hilarious clip of her that could get me fired haha (nothing dirty).

Business is good.