The Short Straw

I'm Andrew and this is my blog. I live in Brooklyn with my friends. We get into all sorts of crazy adventures and one day we obtained the ability to morph into any animal we touched. Using our ability, we battle a secret alien infiltration of Earth.
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Sat Nov 7
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My Cousin, The Emperor - A Long Way From Home

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Ben Lee - Thrash Unreal (Against Me!)

We do what we do to get by…

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Dear And The Headlights - Cal Solomon Blues

Baldy

Baldy

Shirty

Shirty

Lazy Eye

Lazy Eye

Mexico

Mexico

Sugar Boobs

Sugar Boobs

Black

Black

Memory games.

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Girls - Lust For Life

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Girls - Laura

heard of these guys? The new Girls album Album (Album is what they’ve named the album…) is pretty good.

Fri Nov 6

I just found out

I can Tuvan Throat Sing.

Give me $5 and I’ll do it for you.

influent:

51 Best Kid Fails: Compilation #2

Had to.

okayfine:jpr

I pretty much laughed the entire time.

An Important Story

tomoatmeal:

When I discovered that my graduation gift was a bible, I was furious.

“I asked for a gun, not a fucking Bible!” I screamed at my dad.

“But…”

“But nothing!  Get out of here!  I never want to see you again.”

My dad and I never spoke again after that.  As for the bible, I just assumed it was long gone until I saw it again, years later, at my father’s funeral.  It was tucked away on the shelf under my parent’s television and when I picked it up to thumb through it, a check fell out and floated to the floor.  The amount?  More than enough for the gun I had wanted.

Suddenly, I felt like a fool.  “How many other stupid books had I forgotten to check for money?”