I’m 25. I live in Syracuse, NY. I’m a nerd who loves music as much as he does sports. I read, I write, I game and there are many things I love. Here, I post all. I’m Andrew and this is my blog.Tumblr (3.0; @theshortstraw)http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru9uwV3O61qbkotho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youngmegadethite.tumblr.com/post/10452884328" target="_blank">youngmegadethite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://youngmegadethite.tumblr.com/post/10452699697" target="_blank">youngmegadethite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DEDMAN</p> </blockquote> <p>THATS JUST FAT HITLER DVDE</p> </blockquote> <p>This is The Meaning Of Life,</p> <p>One does not besmirch Monty Python with such trendy hipster silliness.</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/10458437380http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/10458437380Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:07:00 -0400<p>Professional Adventurer looking for group w/ Bard</p> <p>4avalenti@gmail.com</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/9820372738http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/9820372738Sun, 04 Sep 2011 23:46:18 -0400Adventure<p>earthshake!</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/9298947166http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/9298947166Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:10:58 -0400earthquake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvyo0rejE1qinngyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>is my favorite song</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8936329578http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8936329578Sun, 14 Aug 2011 23:11:19 -0400blurART<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/37MNE8tOBG4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/8606010911" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Slo-Mo Thing of the Day:</strong> An eagle-owl coming in for tickles at 1000fps.</p> <p>[<a href="http://videosift.com/video/Eagle-Owl-1000-fps" target="_blank">videosift</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>awesome</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8629571560http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8629571560Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:23:20 -0400<p>How do you constructively let out anger?</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8502178285http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8502178285Fri, 05 Aug 2011 00:35:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln326n5hKT1qjl9nlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I’m not sure that there were any female centaurs but the male ones…</p> <p>raped everyone.</p> <p>For realz.</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8497685459http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8497685459Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:32:05 -0400don't like this.<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:677679/cp~id%3D1651481%26vid%3D677679%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A677679" width="400" height="225" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." flashvars=""></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.misssilk.tumblr.com/post/8407956327" target="_blank">misssilk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://style.mtv.com/2011/08/02/drew-barrymore-best-coast-supervideo-for-our-deal-style-exclusive/?utm_source=Fashionista&utm_campaign=dbd96163c6-Fashionista_Daily8_2_2011&utm_medium=email#more-51939" target="_blank"><strong>Best Coast</strong>: <em>Our Deal </em>[directed by Drew Barrymore]</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Feel like being depressed?</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8414249970http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8414249970Tue, 02 Aug 2011 23:53:16 -0400<p><em>Words sound better</em></p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8150722817http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8150722817Wed, 27 Jul 2011 20:57:03 -0400poem/bs/good bs<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_8098788064" src="http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8098788064/audio_player_iframe/theshortstraw/tumblr_loyev92Gf61qz7wfj?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftheshortstraw%2F8098788064%2Ftumblr_loyev92Gf61qz7wfj" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hennnypotter.tumblr.com/post/8097055798" target="_blank">hennnypotter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/8094192521" target="_blank">nedhepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote></blockquote> <p><strong>Señor Coconut</strong> “Around The World”<br/><em>Daft Punk cover </em></p> </blockquote>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8098788064http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8098788064Tue, 26 Jul 2011 16:53:44 -0400musicsenor coconutdaft punkcovers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovbekS14G1qiqegzo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovbekS14G1qiqegzo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovbekS14G1qiqegzo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovbekS14G1qiqegzo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovbekS14G1qiqegzo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovbekS14G1qiqegzo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Oh! You’re a girl!</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8032083085http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8032083085Mon, 25 Jul 2011 01:10:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loozeif1q71qh41vco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Smacked down for having a hand cut off with a PG-13 rating on the new Blu-Ray edition of Episode IV: A New Hope, George Lucas is editing his masterpiece once again.</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8016517642http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/8016517642Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:13:38 -0400Star WarsPG-13<p><em><strong>Let&#8217;s Drink!</strong></em></p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7938208282http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7938208282Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:43:00 -0400poem<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/orXd4a3paWM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://guntsofagunts.tumblr.com/post/7937455072" target="_blank">guntsofagunts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Suddenly, <strong>REAL ADULT LADIES</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Coming to your subway car soon.</p> <p>Unfortunately it will probably just be a gay guy with headphones on. </p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7937913544http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7937913544Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:35:10 -0400musicnew yorkNYCmiss you!<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F17945579&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Washed Out - Before<br/> Within and Without<br/> Sub Pop<br/> 2011</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7931170537http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7931170537Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:25:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_7931103315" src="http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7931103315/audio_player_iframe/theshortstraw/tumblr_loql3yIf9m1qz7d0r?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftheshortstraw%2F7931103315%2Ftumblr_loql3yIf9m1qz7d0r" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iputtheillinchillwave.com/post/7926158755" target="_blank">matt-t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>St. Vincent - Surgeon</p> <p>The first single from St. Vincent’s upcoming album Strange Mercy</p> </blockquote>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7931103315http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7931103315Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:23:36 -0400<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pb3IdLdIc6s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/7874131858" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Lights Out:</strong> Japan.</p> <p>[<em>thanks osprey!</em>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh Internet!1!!</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7875350844http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7875350844Thu, 21 Jul 2011 01:28:58 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_7863328005" src="http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7863328005/audio_player_iframe/theshortstraw/tumblr_lonoi09xzy1qz7d0r?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftheshortstraw%2F7863328005%2Ftumblr_lonoi09xzy1qz7d0r" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iputtheillinchillwave.com/post/7862585522" target="_blank">matt-t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kanye West and Jay-Z - Otis</p> <p>NEW TRACK FROM WATCH THE THRONE</p> <p>YEEZY TAUGHT US WELL</p> <p><a href="http://www.hulkshare.com/dxxpac7yziey" target="_blank">download here</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Kanye is good. Jay-Z is… old. Sorry.</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7863328005http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7863328005Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:02:15 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_7789982980" src="http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7789982980/audio_player_iframe/theshortstraw/tumblr_lok8eyZmgh1qf0urv?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftheshortstraw%2F7789982980%2Ftumblr_lok8eyZmgh1qf0urv" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://davidfuternick.tumblr.com/post/7789881877" target="_blank">davidfuternick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblinerb.com/post/7788518286" target="_blank">tumblinerb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://urkelmoedee.tumblr.com/post/7787742186" target="_blank">urkelmoedee</a>:</p> <blockquote><strong>Jungle Brothers f/ Q-Tip — “Promo No. 2 (Mind Review ‘89)” (Warner Bros, 1989)</strong></blockquote> <em>Promo number one Q-Tip rocked the fade / promo number two Q-Tip rocks braids</em>.<br/><br/>Are the JBeez the most inexplicably underrated group in hip hop history? Tribe gets entire movies made about them while the fathers of the Native movement don’t even get called up for a slot on the second stage of Rock The Bells.</blockquote> <p><em>The Wind From The Bass Keeps Blowin’</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>Jungle Brothers on the run makin’ babies!</em></p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7789982980http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7789982980Tue, 19 Jul 2011 00:00:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok6ffIPRZ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/7786061815" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li><strong>Above:</strong> “<a href="http://www.shapeways.com/model/287682/" target="_blank">Nuke Lamp</a>” by VENERIDESIGN. (<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2011/07/18/mushroom-cloud-lamp/" target="_blank">via</a>.)</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>Anyone got $1500 lying around? Give you an IOU for the lamp?</p> <p>That’s just as good as money, sir. See that one? That’s a lamp. Might want to hang on to that one.</p>http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7786772069http://theshortstraw.tumblr.com/post/7786772069Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:37:00 -0400